The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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