Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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