"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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