She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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