But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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