Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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