belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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