I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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