New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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