This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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