Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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