i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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