When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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