But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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