As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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