Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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