i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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