Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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