the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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