I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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