Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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