Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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