yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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