did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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