I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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