i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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