Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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