Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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