Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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