idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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