Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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