how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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