Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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