I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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