Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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