3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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