what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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