i would punch a child for taco bell
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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