Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he thought i was a dude.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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