did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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