More tranny stories later!
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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