You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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