DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
my poor anus
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i out mim tonsoeep
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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