ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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