Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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