it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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