Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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