You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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