She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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