I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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