That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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