I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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