Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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