I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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