Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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